Post by nyotter on Jul 11, 2006 9:35:16 GMT -5
But worth another look
No Child Left Behind: The Wrestling Version
All teams must make the state playoffs, and will win the championship. If a team does not win the championship, it will be put on probation until it is a champion, and coaches will be held accountable.
All kids will be expected to have the same wrestling skills at the same time and in the same conditions. No exceptions will be made for interest in wrestling, a desire to perform athletically, or genetic abilities or disabilities. All kids will wrestle at a proficient level.
Talented wrestlers will be asked to work out on their own, and without instruction. This is because the coaches will be using all their instructional time with athletes who aren't interested in wrestling, have limited athletic ability, or whose parents don't like wrestling.
Matches will be held year round, but statistics will be only released for the 4th, 8th, and 11th grades.
This will create a NEW AGE of sports where every school is expected to have the same level of talent, and all teams will reach the same minimum goals. If no child gets ahead, then no child will be left behind!
No Child Left Behind: The Wrestling Version
All teams must make the state playoffs, and will win the championship. If a team does not win the championship, it will be put on probation until it is a champion, and coaches will be held accountable.
All kids will be expected to have the same wrestling skills at the same time and in the same conditions. No exceptions will be made for interest in wrestling, a desire to perform athletically, or genetic abilities or disabilities. All kids will wrestle at a proficient level.
Talented wrestlers will be asked to work out on their own, and without instruction. This is because the coaches will be using all their instructional time with athletes who aren't interested in wrestling, have limited athletic ability, or whose parents don't like wrestling.
Matches will be held year round, but statistics will be only released for the 4th, 8th, and 11th grades.
This will create a NEW AGE of sports where every school is expected to have the same level of talent, and all teams will reach the same minimum goals. If no child gets ahead, then no child will be left behind!
