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Post by DartSharkimus Prime on Mar 20, 2007 14:57:49 GMT -5
1. Lang/Caldwell: Most exciting 2 minutes in wrestling in some time. Sloppy, but great. 2. Askren calling out my freelancer during the post-match press conference. Hilarious. 3. Herbert winning one. Guy is an absolute trip. Might be the most technically sound wrestler in the country (overall) 4. Moore and Glenn winning it. GREAT for those small programs. 5. Having Homer and Grips on my panel, had me worried at times, overall they did a sharp job. 6. Picking up oldshamrock on the same panel - quality through and through. 7. PBR and bottle openers. 8. My old college roomate going 0-10 in MMA and picking up five battle scars in 3 minutes. 9. "Is Ben Askren the real deal?" -- annonimous quote (spelled that way for a reason) 10. Missing another flight, I was on a roll, but alas, missed this one, but got back fine. 11. Noticing that 90% of the female posters on the forum were in one place at one time. Slightly amusing. 12. Derek Moore OW, I'll say it again, that's great for the sport (and I hate using that excuse) 13. Quality time with old friends from back home that I haven't seen in a while. 14. Pwning Breakfast. 15. Second Annual, First Annuals 16. C-VIC! 17. Lewboo and Grips meeting up ... that was a sight. 18. Everyone calling "Grips" by his handle rather than his name ... "Grips" 19. Schwab setting the record for the high jump 20. NOODLIN!
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Post by fanforlife on Mar 20, 2007 15:07:47 GMT -5
Geez - I did not make DartSharks list... See if I ever help you again! - Gillespie beating DS, and then Churella to become a National Champ - The finals matches in general were just great to watch. Hats off to those that competed and added to the ambiance of it all. - Seeing some of the other female posters around at the tournament (oh wait you were two rows behind us) also DH for being a great photographer and fun tournament roomie. It is great to actually meet other females who follow wrestling. - Tim Flynn's jump along with Doug Schwab when their respective wrestlers won. - Seeing some of the smaller schools get some recognition, no one school completely dominated the tournament, and a lot of talent came through. - Lewboo and Grips meeting at Fridays was pretty funny. - Old Shamrock great meeting you as well! I am sure I can think of more when I am not as tired...
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Post by homerdindon on Mar 20, 2007 15:20:27 GMT -5
1. Lang/Caldwell: Most exciting 2 minutes in wrestling in some time. Sloppy, but great. 2. Askren calling out my freelancer during the post-match press conference. Hilarious. 3. Herbert winning one. Guy is an absolute trip. Might be the most technically sound wrestler in the country (overall) 4. Moore and Glenn winning it. GREAT for those small programs. 5. Having Homer and Grips on my panel, had me worried at times, overall they did a sharp job. 6. Picking up oldshamrock on the same panel - quality through and through. 7. PBR and bottle openers. 8. My old college roomate going 0-10 in MMA and picking up five battle scars in 3 minutes. 9. "Is Ben Askren the real deal?" -- annonimous quote (spelled that way for a reason) 10. Missing another flight, I was on a roll, but alas, missed this one, but got back fine. 11. Noticing that 90% of the female posters on the forum were in one place at one time. Slightly amusing. 12. Derek Moore OW, I'll say it again, that's great for the sport (and I hate using that excuse) 13. Quality time with old friends from back home that I haven't seen in a while. 14. Pwning Breakfast. 15. Second Annual, First Annuals 16. C-VIC! 17. Lewboo and Grips meeting up ... that was a sight. 18. Everyone calling "Grips" by his handle rather than his name ... "Grips" 19. Schwab setting the record for the high jump 20. NOODLIN! Good list Twink. Grips and I did have some gems in the live text. The best ones were in the matches that nobody will probably ever see. I wonder what the over/under is for the number of times the term "pwn" appears in the live text? Shamrock is definitely a long-lost Baldwin. PBR on the first night was the best. Twink, you had some of the best snoring ever that night too. Summerlin got crushed really bad by myself and Grips. Fanforlife was really worried when she walked in and he was about to pass out from me choking him. I assured her "It's ok, we're friends". Grips pwned him too. The guy was a glutton for punishment. Annonimous had some other good quotes. To the blond girl at the Post Bar "You're hot!!". "Sooo, were you surprised when Schlatter lost?". "So, is Askren the rizzle dizzle?" I missed my flight too and didn't really care one bit. We did have the coolest cab driver ever though. The free $10 breakfast was great. We gave the term "pwn" new meaning those mornings. You think they'd have a system there to monitor how many people were eating it. The C-VIC was pretty much the biggest pimp ride that I've ever been in. "So me and Johny Hendricks were NOODLIN'!"--best quote ever. I still don't like the guy one bit. Some other additions to the already fairly complete list: Captain Pwn-a-Cone "My areola? You mean my p#$$y!" (sorry, i had to mention this one even if it's vulgar) "What's the main ingredient in this soup? Dry?" Sex with an Alligator The Hooters and train station off Exit 69, Big Beaver Rd. The Mystery of Tequila Marie Wilson Talking to Hendricks and realizing he's not a total a-hole at all like I thought he was Shufelt now has a whole new meaning I'm sure I'm missing a lot here still. It was a trip to remember, that's for sure.
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Post by DartSharkimus Prime on Mar 20, 2007 15:22:13 GMT -5
Annonimous saying home girl was hot (leaving out a few words) was classic.
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Post by homerdindon on Mar 20, 2007 15:25:24 GMT -5
Fan, you have way too much wrestling stuff in your post. We've clearly hijacked this thread to be funny stuff, I guess you didn't get the memo.
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Post by DartSharkimus Prime on Mar 20, 2007 15:31:46 GMT -5
There is only one river ... there is only one stream, and it flows through you, and it flows through meeeee....
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Post by fanforlife on Mar 20, 2007 15:33:16 GMT -5
Homer - don't start!
Although I do admit that Homer, DartShark, and Grips are quite the handful... especially with a case of PBR involved.
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Post by DartSharkimus Prime on Mar 20, 2007 15:38:28 GMT -5
Oh, here's another one I forgot to mention.
Grips: "What's the over/under?" Dart: "Five ..." Homer: "Five minutes" Dart: ".... four, three, two, one"
(SILENCE) BRRRRRRRRRRR
Dart, Grips & Homer: "YES!!"
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Post by homerdindon on Mar 20, 2007 16:47:33 GMT -5
Dart, that was hilarious. I thought for sure you meant 5 minutes, but you were right on.
I still actually think "...The Oakland Press?" sentence made me laugh the hardest on the whole trip, even though there were probably funnier things that happened.
Sorry fan, your moments were good too, and definitely more appropriate. And they were things that people actually understand, not just inside jokes that can only be appreciated by a few people. And the case of PBR was nothing really...You know me and grips were bringing it Saturday night when instead of asking ordering drinks by name, we just ordered a "round of pwnage", which meant 2 shots of Jager each and a RedBull/vodka.
Oh and Grips, how about the scenery the first night at Shanghai Nights? And how they brought out the severed head for the person's birthday? Classic.
FWIW, I think we should start a petition on here to get HipHupp Annonimous to join the forum fun...
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Post by gripsnhips on Mar 20, 2007 17:15:12 GMT -5
I heart Shangai Nights and the circus of twins
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Post by DartSharkimus Prime on Mar 20, 2007 17:19:06 GMT -5
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Post by homerdindon on Mar 20, 2007 17:26:41 GMT -5
Oh God, I'm gonna get fired for laughing to loud. For those of you in the dark about the Oakland Press sentence, here is a brief explanation: At the media table they hand you updates throughout the tournament about notable matches, facts, quotes from wrestlers, etc. Well one update had a few meaningful items, and then this gem, which is now Grips signature:
An item of intrigue shared thanks Thursday morning outstanding highlights offered by The Oakland Press?
Yes, that is a question mark. I looked at it and was like "Hey Grips, can you tell me what this sentence means?". We determined it was possibly the worst sentence in the history of media/the world in general. Dartshark wrote the question mark on the spot at the media table reserved for The Oakland Press, and I took a picture of it. That is the picture that Dartshark posted.
Oh and Grips, the best AIM conversation in the history of man is about to be posted...
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Post by homerdindon on Mar 20, 2007 17:40:15 GMT -5
Conversation Grips had on AIM with some weirdo. I changed real names to screen names obviously. This guy wanted your nuts bad dude:
baseball78500 (10:45:40 AM): sup gripsnhips (10:46:14 AM): sup baseball78500 (10:46:59 AM): chiioln bored gripsnhips (10:47:05 AM): word baseball78500 (10:50:22 AM): tarvelin much? gripsnhips (10:51:04 AM): who is this baseball78500 (10:51:37 AM): i dont know if yu know me - but i read yur blog form time to time - im Jason baseball78500 (10:51:51 AM): i feel like i know you though baseball78500 (10:57:40 AM): and yur gripsnhips baseball78500 (10:58:36 AM): u went to bhs and so did i gripsnhips (10:58:44 AM): oh word baseball78500 (10:59:54 AM): i saw you play tennis b4 too gripsnhips (11:00:03 AM): damn baseball78500 (11:00:20 AM): and wrestle gripsnhips (11:00:32 AM): damn son.........whats your name...do I know you? gripsnhips (11:00:58 AM): jason what baseball78500 (11:01:23 AM): reed baseball78500 (11:02:12 AM): you like I love Lucy? gripsnhips (11:03:08 AM): huh? gripsnhips (11:03:21 AM): ummm i've seen it before baseball78500 (11:03:36 AM): whats yur fav old school show gripsnhips (11:04:06 AM): im a big brady bunch fan gripsnhips (11:04:27 AM): Marcia pwns baseball78500 (11:04:40 AM): haha baseball78500 (11:04:48 AM): who was the blond kid gripsnhips (11:05:06 AM): cousin oliver? gripsnhips (11:05:10 AM): the oakland press? baseball78500 (11:05:21 AM): yu are a fan! baseball78500 (11:05:29 AM): how about alices main bf gripsnhips (11:05:34 AM): Sam the butcher? baseball78500 (11:05:45 AM): haha yup baseball78500 (11:05:58 AM): see if yu can stump ,e baseball78500 (11:06:01 AM): m3 gripsnhips (11:06:48 AM): who was lucy ricardo's stunt double baseball78500 (11:07:18 AM): hmm baseball78500 (11:07:32 AM): didnt know she had one gripsnhips (11:07:43 AM): then consider yourself stumped! baseball78500 (11:08:14 AM): dam baseball78500 (11:09:13 AM): someone well known baseball78500 (11:11:45 AM): lemme look this shit up baseball78500 (11:15:15 AM): cant find it baseball78500 (11:17:26 AM): carol reynolds! gripsnhips (11:18:30 AM): impressive baseball78500 (11:18:49 AM): ok now my turn gripsnhips (11:18:53 AM): haha gripsnhips (11:18:59 AM): i don't claim to be a buff? gripsnhips (11:19:06 AM): you are the old show guru? baseball78500 (11:19:15 AM): how bout bhs or ha,pton trivia baseball78500 (11:20:51 AM): i am an old show buff - i love tv land gripsnhips (11:21:43 AM): who is the last wrestling state champ from Bethel? baseball78500 (11:22:21 AM): hmm baseball78500 (11:22:25 AM): gripsnhips gripsnhips (11:22:26 AM): brilliant! baseball78500 (11:22:38 AM): haha gripsnhips (11:22:48 AM): you are good? baseball78500 (11:23:01 AM): hows the last runner up in the peninsula tennis boyschampionships for bhs baseball78500 (11:23:16 AM): who gripsnhips (11:24:30 AM): some guy from poquoson? gripsnhips (11:24:36 AM): oh for bhs baseball78500 (11:24:46 AM): yeah gripsnhips (11:24:43 AM): ummm never had one? baseball78500 (11:24:51 AM): nope baseball78500 (11:24:57 AM): bobby barrett gripsnhips (11:25:12 AM): you strike gold again! baseball78500 (11:25:20 AM): he lost the finals two years ina row gripsnhips (11:25:53 AM): he get pwned? baseball78500 (11:26:14 AM): eh - he hung in there baseball78500 (11:26:24 AM): anyone was yu two played exactly alike gripsnhips (11:27:45 AM): oh? baseball78500 (11:29:35 AM): yeah and kinda looked alike baseball78500 (11:30:10 AM): i have seen him on facebook gripsnhips (11:30:29 AM): how did I play? baseball78500 (11:30:48 AM): slow game - keep it in play, get to everything baseball78500 (11:31:26 AM): let yur opponent have the first mistake gripsnhips (11:31:24 AM): haha brilliant! baseball78500 (11:31:53 AM): yup baseball78500 (11:32:06 AM): mcenroe could not have broken thjat down better gripsnhips (11:32:14 AM): you are a tennis genius? baseball78500 (11:32:24 AM): fyi - i feel a little drunk right now baseball78500 (11:32:33 AM): i took benadryl gripsnhips (11:32:31 AM): were you drinking alcohol? gripsnhips (11:32:42 AM): for your allergies? baseball78500 (11:32:50 AM): allergies - that shit makes me loopy gripsnhips (11:32:59 AM): loopy like the lochness monster loop? baseball78500 (11:33:05 AM): i play tennis but im no genious gripsnhips (11:33:20 AM): is there an "o" in genius? baseball78500 (11:33:42 AM): sorry haha - i am loopy right now gripsnhips (11:34:00 AM): you loopy allergic, tennis, i love lucy buff gripsnhips (11:34:02 AM): ? baseball78500 (11:34:26 AM): yeah so far – baseball78500 (11:34:56 AM): im sure i could add to my repertoire baseball78500 (11:35:24 AM): thers a good word baseball78500 (11:36:04 AM): so whats in store for grips today gripsnhips (11:36:23 AM): i'm at the ncaa championships in michigan right now for wrestling? baseball78500 (11:36:46 AM): is that right? gripsnhips (11:36:43 AM): doing live text coverage for intermat baseball78500 (11:37:20 AM): wow thats funny i covered the state meet in va for the daily press back in like 91 gripsnhips (11:38:15 AM): you know who i'm sitting next to? gripsnhips (11:38:21 AM): Dartshark? baseball78500 (11:38:37 AM): glasses, big boy? gripsnhips (11:39:19 AM): correct again! baseball78500 (11:39:40 AM): i saw him on that site baseball78500 (11:39:51 AM): is that cheating gripsnhips (11:39:50 AM): he worked for the daily press too gripsnhips (11:40:00 AM): ?
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Post by eazee on Mar 20, 2007 20:06:25 GMT -5
1. The Lang-Caldwell match was incredible. 2. Max Askren losing 2 and out just blew my mind. 3. I was sitting w/ the Michigan fans, and we were all going crazy as Perry back points were being counted. 4. The collective WTF reaction as Lang gets the first takedown then proceeds to get teched, by Moore. 5. I thought we were going to witness the arena going crazy during the Simmons-Scott semi. Simmons had the spadle locked up and rolled over in it, just not tight enough as he couldn't even get backs. 6. Seeing Perry run up into the stands in his singlet to hug his parents. 7. Before the finals, I thought that the Paulson-Henning final would be the best bet for a bathroom break. Luckily, I didn't go and Paulson actually broke out his offense. 8. I did notice Askren and Pell's footwear for the AA walk too. 9. Hearing a guy near me say that one of the wrestlers girlfriends would "make a great step-mother for his kids".
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Post by NoMoreLies on Mar 20, 2007 21:40:02 GMT -5
These inside jokes are hilarious! Keep them coming.
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